Best Get-Drunk-Quick Destination

Even people who hated the '70s and '80s and feel constrained by having to tuck in their shirts to enter a club can benefit from a visit to Have A Nice Day Café. The secret to happiness lies at the bottom of the club's sweet-yet-lethal fishbowls, which pair colorful fruit-derived flavors with strong, strong alcohol. One fishbowl packs enough of a wallop to get a pair of clubgoers tipsy for the night, after which those who can't appreciate the atmosphere can head out, still buzzing, for other surroundings. And people who enjoy loud company and boisterous dance-floors can stick around for that '70s show, as the combination of funkadelic and fishbowls lead to a diverse mix of patrons being temporarily possessed by the spirit of James Brown.