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Athlete You'd Most Like to Get Wet With

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Published on October 18, 2001

The Chiefs' tall, dark tight end gets the nod over the Royals' bare-knuckled Mike Sweeney and the Wizards' Tony Meola for his soft eyes and even softer hands, perfect for smearing suds on your bare skin. Besides, Tony Gonzalez is the only world-class athlete in town now that George Brett has gone shopping and Tom Watson has grown even longer in the tooth.