Best Haunted House

The Main Street Morgue might not be the most frightening haunted house in town, but it offered the best evening of fright-wig entertainment last October when it was taken over by psychopathic clowns. Detroit rap-rock jesters Insane Clown Posse appeared at the Morgue as part of a unique promotional tour to hype its latest album, and the duo's diehard fans, known as juggalos, swarmed downtown to catch a glimpse. Given that the juggalos typically sport wicked-clown face paint, kaleidoscopic clothing and angular hairdos, casual observers had fun trying to discern the ghoulish Morgue staff from the ICP freak show. Faygo was spilled, breasts were flashed and the well-heeled folks attending a charity event down the street were duly horrified. What more could a trick-or-treater ask for?