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A Gathering of Gangsters Seventy years before Kansas City had its first gangsta, it was teeming with gangsters -- the kind whose bling consisted of white spats and a fedora. Union Station is the hub for the kickoff show from a new theater troupe whose interactive mysteries (with dinner) befit the historic setting. The first one's set in 1933, the year of the infamous massacre, and concerns a gang of ne'er-do-wells whose train is nearing the station. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays through July 9 at Union Station, 30 W. Pershing, 816-813-9654.
Go, Dog, Go! Theatre for Young America's new show is based on a vintage children's book by P.D. Eastman, whose credits include Mr. Magoo scripts and a collaboration with the genre's godfather, Dr. Seuss, on The Cat in the Hat Dictionary. Director Valerie Mackey takes advantage of the book's eye-popping illustrations and repetitious prose to create a physical romp that embraces all mixes of canine diversity. Assisting a show geared to the youngest of audiences are such TYA veterans as Parry Luellen and Chris Clegg. Through May 20 at Theatre for Young America, 5909 Johnson Dr. in Mission, 913-831-2131.
Grease In the musical's well-known song "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee," Rizzo, the promiscuous ringleader of the Pink Ladies, unfavorably compares virginal Sandy to the perky movie princess. On the heels of Dee's death in February, this Wyandotte Players production could resonate with some unexpected weirdness. If not, there's still a virtual homecoming parade of energetic numbers and fun stock characters, such as the poured-in-his-pants Danny Zuko and his idiotic homeys. One can only hope that the climactic transformation of sweet Sandy into a hot babe is half as delicious as Olivia Newton-John's onscreen metamorphosis. June 3-12 at Kansas City, Kansas, Community College Performing Arts Center, 7250 State Ave., 913-449-2301.
Perfect Wedding If this comedy by Robin Hawdon has any deep message, it's probably that weddings should not occur in the same hotel where there was a bachelor party the night before. Using such elements of classic farce as mistaken identity and slamming doors, the play sabotages its title event with a series of mishaps, not least of which involves a member of the wedding party who is erroneously thought to be a call girl. Glenn Pierce directs the six actors who play the betrothed, various friends and relatives, and the ever-ripe-for-ridicule mother of the bride. Through May 21 at the Olathe Community Theater, 500 E. Loula, 913-782-2990.
Rockula! Late Night Theatre's new show, subtitled The Hair Band Vampire Musical, is just as cheesy as the name implies. But who farms cheese better than Late Night? Ron Megee's script about, well, a vampire hair band from the 1980s, is at once a witty homage to the banality of VH1's Behind the Music series and an artful celebration of how metal and goth drink from the same trough. And there are elements of classic Greek theater in the way the company spills blood. It's an ambitious piece of work yet doesn't take itself too seriously -- after all, there's a production number staged to Ram Jam's "Black Betty." Through May 21 at Late Night Theatre, 1531 Grand, 816-235-6222.