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January: Order even if you don't know what you're ordering.

January 29 marks Chinese New Year. As we exit the Year of the Rooster and take on the Year of the Dog, try a little eat-a-thon known as dim sum. Meaning order to ones heart's content, this 700-year-old Chinese tradition is a fantastic opportunity to sample a variety of appetizer-sized dishes. Vegetarian, beef, poultry, pork and seafood delicacies are steamed, fried or baked and served family-style by roving servers on weekends at Bo Ling's on the Plaza (for suburbanites) and 9055 Metcalf in Overland Park (for midtowners). Find more information at www.bolings.com.

February: Think about some other president.

February means Presidents Day, and though there may be few reasons to celebrate the sitting executive, there is reason to visit the Truman Library. Even the politically uninclined can absorb past and more recent American history through professor-led symposiums, open archives and a massive collection of Truman memorabilia. This year, the library once again hosts the White House in Miniature exhibit. Last seen here in 1996 (when it broke library attendance records), this replica took 35 years to create, has traveled the country and includes tiny working televisions, crystal chandeliers and hand-carved furniture.

March: Cheer for one of those other teams.

We love the Chiefs as much as the next guy, but we're in the contingent that has, after one too many disturbing experiences at Arrowhead, officially sworn off going to the actual games. And the last couple of seasons don't have us holding out much hope for the Royals' opening day. That's why we're excited that the Blues' home games start this month. Watching Kansas City's rugby team, we get to enjoy the same outdoor setting and the same pissed-off coaches and aggressive hits that football offers — but with sideline seats and all the beer we can fit in a cooler. Games are played at Minor Park (one mile south of Interstate 435 on Holmes at Red Bridge Road); see www.kcblues.org for more information.

April: Impress your friends by talking up a film they missed.

The Kansas City Filmmakers Jubilee is a prime opportunity to see a week's worth of short films shot by locals. This year not only marks the Jubilee's 10th anniversary but also introduces a new category. "Films inspired by jazz" should go over well in jazz-rich Kansas City. The action happens April 7-13.

May: Attend a parade other than that famous green one.

Yup, we're talking Polsky Day. This multicultural event has been a big, fat excuse to party it up for years. Running along Central Avenue in downtown Kansas City, Kansas, on the first Saturday of every May, the Polsky Day Parade calls for elaborate floats, posses of bikers, marching bands and general outdoor craziness. After the parade, retire with everyone else to Frank's Bar at 801 Central — the route's official end and site of the unofficial kickoff for the rest of the evening's merriment.

June: Go to the theater.

In 2005, several veterans of the area theater scene took control of their own destinies and founded the Kansas City Actors Theatre. This season brings Lanford Wilson's Talley trilogy, presented in rotating repertory. Talley's Folly's opens on June 2; then comes 5th of July on June 23 and Talley and Son on July 28. In late July, the troupe will present the three plays in sequence over three days. Which we think is pretty inspiring. July: Buy local and often.