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Boob TubeEven rock stars had awkward career adolescences.By Annie ZaleskiPublished on March 23, 2006Besides the normal MTV-video rips and late-night TV appearances, Youtube.com contains a treasure trove of rare music videos of rock stars before they hit the big time. (And no, we're not talking about Madonna's legendary appearance on American Bandstand.) Here are a few choice clips we've found that we suspect musicians won't be screening at their high school reunions. Now: Pregnant pop star and No Doubt diva Then: Fashion disaster fronting a wacky junkyard-ska troupe that really, really liked Was (Not Was)' "Walk the Dinosaur" Video: youtube.com/watch?v=E_bZuNTAeEw Unintentional hilarity: Gwen's Kriss Kross-inspired backward overalls and geek-chic dance moves Redeeming quality: Her Betty Boop-meets-Cyndi Lauper vox stole the show even then. Now: Flame-haired, piano-playin' mom and storyteller Then: Trying to make ends meet by "acting/singing" in a TV commercial for Kellogg's Just Right cereal. Video:youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ8ys-utfs Unintentional hilarity:Where to start? Amos' creepy, orgasmic enthusiasm for a spoonful of the stuff or the painfully '80s ad jingle? Redeeming quality: Mmmm, breakfast cereal. Now:The dark underlord of twisted prog-metallers Tool Then: Intense mullethead fronting a garden-variety new-wave rock band. Video:youtube.com/watch?v= jKXr40gl9_k Unintentional hilarity: A toss-up between his skintight leotard and the spoken-word slam-poet breakdown in the middle, featuring mic echo on the word free. Redeeming quality: Makes Keenan seem much less threatening today. Now: The biggest rock-and-roll band in the world Then: Skinny rockers roaring through "The Fool" a blistering early original akin to early Echo & the Bunnymen on an Irish talk show. Video: youtube.com/watch?v= vBIXz5Gc5Y Unintentional hilarity: One of the critics describes U2's sound as "a curious amalgam of heavy metal and new wave and maybe a Bowie influence in there, too." Redeeming quality: Besides the fantastic song? Well, the band's youthful enthusiasm and bright-eyed energy are impossibly infectious. Now: Influential alt-poets who still tug at the heartstrings live. Then: Camera-shy college rockers debuting with their first music video, the now-disowned "Wolves, Lower." Video: youtube.com/watch?v= KniUlv461xM Unintentional hilarity: The awkward angles, slow motion, dim lighting and artsy freeze frames make the clip appear to be a chin-stroking student's disastrous senior thesis. Redeeming quality: Again, the tune. Its burnt-orange jangle and cryptic lyrics still burn with mystery and optimism today.
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