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Published on January 31, 2007 at 11:14am

We started talking to Tight Jeans, who told us that, despite the friendly platform rubfest, she didn't know Samantha at all. However, that didn't stop her from being miffed. Apparently, Tight Jean's friend bought Samantha a shot and she didn't say thank you. Nor did she introduce herself. "She's self-centered," sniffed Tight Jeans.

Nearby, two guys stood around, taking in the spectacle. "She got stuck in that cage," said 22-year-old Aaron of Samantha's penchant for platform hogging. He added, "I'm going to hell." Then he came up with a great description of the tower: "It's a stage without a pole, I guess."

Now that's good.

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