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Tower Drop

Continued from page 1

Published on February 21, 2007 at 1:17pm

So, guys, since we're at The Drop, do you have any tales of name drops, ball drops, what have you?

"Well, two Fridays ago, someone dropped something in my drink, and I got drugged," Marty said. He was at a local bar with a bunch of women, and the drugger apparently was trying to roofie one of the women and got Marty's beer by mistake. He couldn't remember anything after three beers. "And I'm a bartender, and I drink a lot," he added.

"It was me," Patrick admitted.

"When I think of drops, I think of pooping. I'm going to poop now," Patrick said. "Thank you, Dan Rather. I love you."

No, thank you, Patrick. There you have it: Drinking under a giant TV tower is good for your health. Except for the drinking part, theoretically. Now where's our Dreamsicle Cosmorita, damn it?

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