Dance, Comrade

"I bribe people with food all the time: 'I'll cook dinner if you buy drinks tonight,'" he said. He worked in the kitchen of a popular midtown restaurant for two months but hated it and quit. Bribery of beer for help in moving is high on his list, too.

There's no need to bribe us to come back to this bar. We'll buy the drinks, as long as there's a stockpile of toilet paper.