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A Dispatch from Methpendence

Put down that doughnut, stop harassing that pregnant woman and bust some criminals.

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Published on August 08, 2007 at 11:24am

Hey, you, Independence coppers! How about catching the people making meth in the various shady motels spread throughout Methdependence? Or how about pulling over half of Methdependence's population with a Harley-Davidson license plate instead of an actual legal license plate? How about patrolling the neighborhoods to prevent car and home break-ins that seem to riddle the community? Do these things instead of pulling six-months' pregnant women from their cars, and possibly endangering their babies by having them lie on their stomachs on the side of the interstate because they're driving a car that 50,000 people in the Kansas City area probably own. I've never seen a six-months' pregnant woman take off sprinting down the side of the interstate with a fistful of meth. Get out of the Krispy Kreme on Noland and clean up the city. Maybe then, businesses other than Walgreens, Sonic and a million cash-for-title places will one day occupy and promote the economy and make Methdependence a place anyone would want to live!