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Published on August 29, 2007 at 10:16am

The dude might be tall enough to dunk a basketball while sitting down, but for some reason Mayor Mark Funkhouser was nearly refused entrance to the VFW conference last week. The security guard said he wanted to see some credentials. The Funk wasn’t carrying any, so we decided to make him a clip-and-save ID that’ll make sure he’s never turned away — at least from a Star Trek convention.