The Idiot Son: A Board Game

The son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has made up his own board game called "Don't Drop the Soap." Which is funny because it's about prison rape! John Sebelius created the game as an art-school project and now is selling it online for $34.99. The game puts players in a prison where they have to avoid becoming somebody's bitch in the shower. Which is funny because John's mom has the power to try to stop prison rape!

We here at the Department of Burnt Ends think young master Sebelius should branch out to other games. Perhaps his next game could be called "Do You Know Who I Am?" No matter where your token lands, you simply need to boast that you're the governor's son. Better yet: "The Idiot Son of an Elected Official."

But life is still full of peril for a governor's son. You'll have to avoid DUIs, pregnancies and sausage fests to make it to the ultimate South Padre spring break.