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The downtown also has its own barbecue joint, Beauchamps on the Rail, which turns one this spring. I first heard about the place one morning with other restaurant critics on KCUR's Walt Bodine Show. Among the callers that day, more people called in to argue about how to pronounce the restaurant's name than to talk about its food. For the record, it's not the French-sounding bow-sham (like Canadian nymphette Bianca Beauchamp, the "fetish sex symbol"), but in the British manner, beech-ham — like a couple of villages (and earls) in England.
Owners Joe Beauchamp and Brian Donigan boast that their restaurant serves "Kansas City's finest barbecue," which might be fighting words. It's definitely the finest barbecue in Lee's Summit, and the ribs and chicken come damn close to comparable dishes in some of the more iconic joints in the real River City.
On the night I dined there with Bob, Eddie and Wendy, our engaging waiter, David, was a fountain of information. Starting with the history of the 104-year-old building, he told us it had been both a hardware store and a furniture shop before Beauchamp and Donigan turned it into an upscale barbecue restaurant.
Okay, upscale might be pushing it. But beyond the paper napkins and relaxed, informal atmosphere, this place does offer some unexpected surprises. Excellent Angus beef steaks, for one, and grilled seafood and an impressive array of combination plates for diners like me who want to taste a little bit of everything on the menu without ordering too much food.
It helped that David the Waiter was brutally candid, steering us away from a couple of dishes and encouraging us to order a few others. He seemed to know what he was talking about, so we followed his advice. That didn't stop us from stuffing ourselves silly, and we took home a few leftovers, too.
If it weren't for David's recommendations, I probably wouldn't have ordered the "Trestle" (all of the starters and a couple of the dinners have cutesy railroad-themed names). But this appetizer turned out to be a wonderful variation on that blossoming-onion idea, with the onion fried in a delicate batter and served with a snappy horseradish sauce. The Cajun-grilled shrimp weren't "jumbo" as the menu had promised, but their deft seasoning made up for that. And even though deep-fried mushrooms have never been among my favorite starters, Beauchamps serves them in a light, lemony butter sauce that seems to have a little Italian dressing tossed in. Since I ate most of the chubby little things, I'll have to rethink my position on this pub perennial.
The signature dish here is ribs — Angus beef, lamb and pork — smoked over a hickory pit at the back of the building, as are the other meats. The Rail Sampler combo platter let me sample a meaty beef rib, a succulent pork rib, some barbecued chicken and tender burnt ends. Eddie ordered a plate of pork ribs and agreed that they were outstanding. Wendy, who pretends to need to diet, ordered a modest sandwich of brisket on a French roll — but she was just as aggressive as I was in digging into the fine crispy fries, the cheesy baked corn (not up to the Jack Stack standard, but close) and the hickory-smoked baked beans. I think she ate a rib or two, as well. Bob, who's a serious barbecue snob, liked everything except the brisket and gave high marks to those burnt ends.
As for dessert that night — forget it, although we did look at the tray of glossy, commercially prepared pastries, just in case.
I returned for another dinner with Franklin and Ned, both of whom were intrigued by the idea of Lee's Summit having its own first-rate, independently owned barbecue joint.