Downtown Kansas City says goodbye to Totally Nude

Like any good business, Temptations, the "gentlemen's club" on Grand downtown, wants to capitalize on all that money being spent on tickets to concerts at the Sprint Center and on booze at Kansas City Live! No doubt, some of that dough could be converted into dollar bills.

So Temptations recently proposed a little expansion. As an incentive to get the city's approval, Temptations agreed to put undies on its dancers. It also agreed to drop the glitter-covered downtown landmark out front: the sign that boasts "Totally Nude." Here, then, the Department of Burnt Ends suggests some ideas for some equally eye-catching replacements.

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