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Published on May 14, 2008 at 1:14pm

Occasionally, the Department of Burnt Ends receives misdelivered mail. If the envelope has not been properly sealed and the letter happens to fall open on the desk, it magically becomes our property. So here is the best misdelivered letter we received this week.

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