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Phill's Choice

With Phill Kline soon to be out of a job, we offer this choose-your-own-ending story.

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Published on August 12, 2008 at 12:27pm

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Phill Kline, Johnson County, Kansas, Department of Burnt Ends

Phill Kline’s anti-abortion zealotry didn’t keep him from getting his ass handed to him by voters last week. With Kline surely thinking about his next move, the Department of Burnt Ends offers him a choose-your-own-adventure-style future.

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