Well, folks, this really is the 1,000th official entry of the Wayward Blog. Canyoubelieveit? Some of you were too young and/or drunk to even remember when this blog began, way back on March 7, 2006 with an entry about Namelessnumberheadman and Robert Moore, but we have carried through the past two and a half years together with wit, aplomb, and no small amounts of idiocy and crying.
I shall now reveal to you, my loyal readers, what I look like. Faceless blogger shall I be no longer! ...
Yep, that's me! No, not the guy with the fu manchu mustache. That's my handler, Durf. I, Jason Harper, am actually a trained cheetah -- trained to dance, that is. In all other things, including blogging and music journalism and baking, I am a complete autodidact. By night, however, I put on this man suit and go up in the club, bottle full of bub, I ain't into making sex not into makin' love, so come give me a HUG -- that's 50 Cent boyyeee!
And this is me, in my more familiar getup:
Now, let's celebrate this, the one-thousandtheth entry of the Wayward Blog, with a cool-ass song.