Friday, September 19, 2008

George Brett Shits His Pants

Posted By on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 11:30 AM

By JUSTIN KENDALL

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George Brett isn't afraid to admit that he shits his pants. Deadspin linked to the You Tube video from an unknown spring training in which the Kansas City Royals legend farts and then admits he pooped his pants the night before.

"I'm good about twice a year for that," Brett explains without a hint of embarrassment. "When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while?"

Brett continues with an amazingly detailed story of shitting himself at the Bellagio in Las Vegas while saying "fuck" roughly 47,509 times in three minutes.

The money quote: "The most perfect double-tapered shit of my life. True story," Brett says of the day after. "Who's the pitchers in this game?"

Upon hearing this news, a co-worker asked: "I wonder if he ever shit his pants after he ate at his restaurant?"

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