The vloggy hijinks continue.
David McCleary Sheldon is nothing if not philosophical.
At the beginning of this, his latest documentary short, Sheldon posits: "The most important question that anyone could ever ask you, at this point in your life -- your very important, luxurious life -- is 'how far would you go to be able to sleep with Mariah Carey?'"
Would you ...
Lick a dog's ass?
Allow your father to be choked against a wall?
Suffer terrible constipation for three weeks?
Endure the humiliation of having a man seductively feed you bites of food in a crowded restaurant?
Some of them are no-brainers (constipation? quel difference), but some ... some make you wonder whether there is indeed a price too high. For example -- a year of sex with Carey after which you are viciously separated from your balls?
Then again, would you really need them at that point?