This is bad, bad news. Men's Health ranked the sexual health of 101 cities -- looking at reports of gonorrhea, syphillis and chlamydia to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention as well as county data on HIV mortality rates -- and Kansas City finished an extremely sorry 82nd place (and under the heading "taking your chances") with a D- grade. Ouch.
Even worse, Las Vegas ranked as a safer city to get laid in than KC.
Remember, you can look up (and submit) infected people on STDCarriers.com and look at a whole lot of Kansas City skankiness on The Dirty.
If you don't have the cash for condoms, there's plenty of places are giving them away for free.
Hat tip to TKC.