Wednesday, February 10, 2010

KC Wolf won't mate until marriage

Posted By on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 12:00 AM

click to enlarge KC Wolf tells the kids to save the scoring until marriage.
  • KC Wolf tells the kids to save the scoring until marriage.

Kansas City Chiefs mascot KC Wolf is the featured speaker at an abstinence-only rally Saturday night in Raymondville, Missouri. 

Dan Meers, the sheep inside the wolf skin, is speaking at a youth rally called True Love Waits, and you can pretty much guess what they're all about.

KC Wolf is just in time given that we're in the middle of prime wolf-mating months.

The going rate to have KC Wolf tell your kid to keep it in his pants is anywhere from $150 (a 5 to 10 minute "shock and awe" visit) to $250 (for the birthday party your kid will never forget). Oh, and a school program will cost you $325.

If anyone is used to not scoring, it's KC Wolf.

Hat tip to KC Chiefs Blog.

Photo from KCChiefs.com.

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