Napoleon Bakery makes a nice Reuben panini, but it's no deli
Here's a question I get a lot, usually from people who have moved to Kansas City from one of the coasts: Why isn't there a decent Jewish delicatessen in the metro?
It's a good question. There used to be: In the 1940s, the Kansas City City Directory listed 67 delicatessens operating in the metro, including the Milwaukee Deli, the Chicago Deli, the Cincinnati Deli and the New York Bakery and Delicatessen, which outlasted all of its rivals until it closed, somewhat uncermoniously, last year. It's now a flea market.
You need plans. Fat City has a recycle bin full of listings. In this post, all our problems are solved.
It's not often that you get to see a submarine commissioned in Kansas City. But that's the drill on Saturday as the Boulevard Brewery sponsors a live broadcast of the commissioning ceremony for the USS Missouri in Groton, CT on the Power & Light District's KC Live! Stage.
The festivities run from 9:30 a.m. to noon with breakfast and lunch specials, as well as plenty of limited edition merchandise. Boulevard has donated $1 for every barrel of beer sold in the state since May 1 in order to help fund the commissioning.
If you're cheating on your wife, you probably don't want to videotape it and leave the DVD where she'll find it. Common sense, right? If you're cheating on your wife with a 16-year-old girl, then you really don't want to videotape it because she's going to call the cops on your ass. William Brown found out the hard way that taping yourself sexing a 16 year old is considered producing child pornography -- and he'll have the next 15 years in federal prison without parole to smack himself in the head and repeat, "stupid, stupid, stupid."
This exact same show happened a couple months ago at the Record Bar. (Well, almost. Switch Sons of Great Dane for the Builders and the Butchers, and you've got it.) Fortunately, that doesn't make the lineup any less awesome. For all our Lawrence peeps who missed Ohio's other kick-ass garage rock group, Heartless Bastards, at the Record Bar in April, here's your second chance.
Don't forget the side of marinara sauce...
To whet your appetite for The Pitch's annual Best of Kansas City issue in October, we're celebrating our favorite 50 dishes from restaurants, bakeries, coffeehouses, bars, drugstores, saloons, and other metro joints. Until October 7, we'll feature one outstanding dish or beverage each weekday. Agree with us or make your own suggestions -- just don't come between us and these fantastic things to eat or drink.
For many Kansas Citians, it's a Saturday morning tradition: Get up early, throw on some clothes, wander through the stalls at the City Market and have breakfast at the venerable Cascone's Grill at 17 East Fifth Street.
Saturday Night Fever is coming back to Martini Corner, with some updated dance moves.
Club Monaco opens tomorrow night in the former Empire Room space (334 East 31st Street). The V.I.P. Party from 9 to 11 p.m. is sold out, but the club is open to the public from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m.
Curley Tyler's body was discovered by his son outside of the
Apartments on Easter Sunday. Tyler had been shot to death and robbed (court documents say of a cell phone or cash) in a Cadillac
Escalade. Now police believe they have the culprit.
Johnson County prosecutors charged 22-year-old Michael Trevon Lewis yesterday with first-degree murder and aggravated robbery.
Say cheesecake. Today is National Cheesecake Day.
In order to properly honor a holiday of such magnitude, the Cheesecake Factory is offering half-price slices of cheesecake. All of the 30 plus flavors are included in the offer, including the newest -- Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Cheesecake (peanut butter cup chunks with fudge and caramel cake layers).
You've got two local options: the Plaza (4701 Wyandotte Street, 11 a.m. to 12:30 a.m.) and in Overland Park (6675 West 119th Street, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m.).
Image via The Cheesecake Factory.
Contrary to various rumors, Streetside Records' ridiculous sale signs do not mean they're closing. Unlike most record stores across America, they're alive and well. So well, in fact, that local MC Reach and DJ Ataxic are making an in-store appearance there on Saturday afternoon.
Update II (10:03 a.m. July 30): There are still more questions than answers about the reappearance of Larry Schnackenberg, the Lenexa man who disappeared for 20 days before being found Wednesday by a parks employee (who just happened to know Schnackenberg). His sons didn't have many answers for us yesterday during a press conference. But it sounds like their father hasn't even answered their questions.
"Although questions remain, we are simply enjoying the fact
that he's still in our lives," David Schnackenberg said yesterday during a press conference (via the Star).
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