Truman High in Independence created a mandatory contract for anyone
wishing to go to the Homecoming dance. It must be signed by both
students and their parents.
The contract forbids students from engaging in "sexually explicit or violence-oriented dancing" and cites freaking, grinding, and moshing as the bad eggs of the movebusting world. There shalt be no bending over, no straddling each other's legs, and no dancing in the following directions: "back-to-front, side-to-back, side-to-front, back-to-back, or (grinding) front-to-front." That leaves students to dance together catty-corner-to-right angle, or upside down.
Per the contract, both feet must remain on the floor, making out is forbidden, and the "touching of breasts, buttocks, or genitals" is an ousting offense. If there's any freaky-freaky on the dance floor, students will be kicked out of the dance and blacklisted from every high school dance for the rest of the year (except for Prom, which was probably exempted for the sake of the chaperones' cultural enrichment).
If you're a Truman Highschooler wondering how you're supposed to have fun at a dance like this, feel free to brush up on moves that are that endorsed by other school administrations.
Or take some time to catch up on your crocheting. You'll probably have more fun.