Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mountain lion with evil glowing eyes spotted in Platte County

Posted By on Wed, Dec 1, 2010 at 12:30 PM

click to enlarge Run! It's looking into your soul!
  • Run! It's looking into your soul!

This mountain lion with evil glowing eyes was spotted in Platte County. While you'd think the cat was eviscerating humans with its laser eyes, the cat is more likely here to drink Wild Turkey and much on white-tail deer (according to KCTV5). Or kill humans by shooting laser beams from its glowing yellow eyes.

So National Geographic: Kansas City continues. Let's not forget the police car smashing chimpanzee rampage, the backseat riding horse, and Power & Light's pig parade. Insert lame comment about it being a jungle out there here.

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