You know what they say: if you've got it, flaunt it. Ladies, thanks to 96.5 The Buzz's Miss Objectified 2011 contest, you've had your chance to scoop up a years' worth of concert tickets in return for some steamy pictures. (The winner will be announced on 96.5 The Buzz this afternoon, on-air.) But what about all those dudes out there who missed out on the chance to flaunt their bods? Will justice ever be served? Well, guys, The Pitch has decided that this will not stand. We will allow you to send us your pictures of your pecs and poses, sexism be damned!
That's right: you can be Mr. Objectified 2011. The winner will snag a pair of tickets to see Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko, Kutt Calhoun, CES Cru, Hammerlord, Dutch Newman and FSTZ) at the Beaumont Club on January 15 -- all for sending us a picture that's steamy enough to make us completely forget that you're a human being with a brain and a conscience.
Primp, flex -- whatever you need to do, guys. You're being judged by two (or three, or four) classy ladies. Hit us with your best shot.
You can email your emissions -- whoops, I mean submissions -- to firstname.lastname@example.org.