In preparation for tomorrow's release of our Kansas City sex-survey results, we told you recently where Pitch readers said they would go if they absolutely had to get some.
Today, we're sneak-previewing another data set: the landmarks where Pitch readers would most like to have public sex. Tomorrow's issue will feature some of the more bizarre answers, including someone who wants to bone on a Max Bus Line. For now, we'll leave you with the 10 most popular answers.
10. Broadway Bridge
Because nothing says sex like 1950s architecture and a sludgy river.
9. Gates Bar-B-Q
Everything's better with a half-slab of ribs within arm's reach.
8. Kansas Speedway
The venue often is home to bumping, rubbing and everything going so fast, you can hardly tell what's happening. So, yeah, this'll work.
7. Sprint Center
It's gotta get used for something until we get a basketball team, right?
6. Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art
I'm pretty sure I saw this wish fulfilled during Party Arty.
5. Kauffman Stadium
Hey, the Royals have been fucking you for years. Might as well fuck back.
4. J.C. Nichols Memorial Fountain
Obviously. But the question is, are we hitting PF Chang's or Cheesecake Factory afterward?
3. Arrowhead Stadium
Sorry, folks. Someone beat you to it.
2. Union Station
Who needs a time machine when you can strap on a top hat and monocle, fornicate in the Union Station bathroom and then take the train to St. Louis.
1. Liberty Memorial
Really? Because getting down in the shadow of this thing would just make me feel ... inadequate.