Raise Josh Groban up on May 25. He'll be at the Sprint Center, where your mother and her church friends will swoon every time he opens his mouth. (Disclaimer: I don't think I've ever actually heard Josh Groban sing, because I somehow black out about 30 seconds into every one of his songs. He's the crucifix; I'm the vampire. You figure it out; I sure as hell can't.)
Tickets are on sale this Saturday, February 19.