Tuesday, February 22, 2011

It's Election Day. Did you vote? Do you care? Where are you going to put that little sticker?

Posted By on Tue, Feb 22, 2011 at 10:37 AM

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In case you forgot, today is Election Day -- the first of three Election Days between now and April that will be crucial in determining the future of Kansas City and the entire region. (You can run, JoCo, but you can't hide from your scary urban relatives.)

Stay tuned to Plog for coverage of today's primary results, the

general-election campaigns and the effort to maintain Kansas City's

e-tax. For a quick guide to the candidates, the Star's Midwest Democracy Project guide is pretty handy. And if you're thinking, I don't need to vote because I already have an "I voted" sticker on my laptop and my refrigerator, think again. There's plenty of real estate yet to be covered, as the photos below demonstrate.

No gun? No problem! Your dog could be funny.

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Perhaps you've moved on from animal pets to human ones. No problem: They don't mind having stuff stuck to them either.

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Of course, some kids are squirmy little bastards, so you might consider something a little more stationary. Like boobies!

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Apparently this is a thing.

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Of course, if you keep drawing attention to your chest like that, eventually someone's going to impregnate you. Hey! One more place to put your sticker!

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To be fair, ladies, I did Google "I voted" and several variations of "dong," and nothing came up. Something to work toward, I guess.

Happy Election Day. If nothing else, it's a good day to vow to pay attention during the general election. Feel free to get all democratic and talk about important stuff in the

comments, like where you voted and why you voted and whether the need to

vote on your lunch hour has provided a handy excuse to eat at Wendy's.

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