Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ke$ha's giving out condoms. What should other musicians catapult into the crowd?

Posted By on Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 12:49 PM

click to enlarge Don't be a fool; wrap your tool!
  • Don't be a fool; wrap your tool!

In a partnership with LifeStyle, Ke$ha is blasting thousands of condoms from her glitter cannon (no, that's not a euphemism) onstage during her shows for her "Get $leazy" tour -- and they all have her face on them. (Check our list of musicians we wouldn't want gracing our condom wrappers here.)
So, what should other musicians start blasting their fans with?

Here are some options that we dashed off:

Katy Perry should blow pixie stix powder into her arena crowds. Or lob cupcakes. (Or perhaps fluffy pink earmuffs for all of the parents of her fans, to save their eardrums from bursting.)

Sleigh Bells should toss off 8-balls of cocaine, cut with pink glitter.

Arcade Fire should catapult copies of Don DeLillo's White Noise into the crowd. (Maybe that will help you "get" The Suburbs, you philistine.)

If Radiohead tours this summer on its new album, Thom Yorke should throw bowler caps into the crowd. Because every hipster across America now wants one.

The Black Lips would (and do) throw PBR cans at fans. (They add that, if you're not 21, you shouldn't catch one. Right.)

What do you think?

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