Perhaps the only funny thing about Sporting Kansas City goalie Jimmy Nielsen getting his face split open by a chucked bobblehead was announcer Callum Williams' calling him "one-eyed Jimmy." Williams then sheepishly apologized. This guy is priceless.
As for the two assailants, The Kansas City Star reports that Robert Hauver, 21, was cited for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. The man who allegedly threw the bobblehead has not been identified, but the paper reports that he will be charged with a felony.