And lo, the Chiefs took away two running backs from Tim Tebow, and he was angered greatly.
And he rose up with polite indignation and he continued to bravely hand off the football.
And the Chiefs continued to be surprised that the Broncos would run on 55 of the 63 plays they ran in the game.
And the fans did cheer only when one of the paper airplanes, made from placards used in a stadiumwide celebration of veterans, almost reached the field from the stands.
And so on 3rd and 11, the safety was thus beaten by Eric Decker, and mighty Tim Tebow did throw a rainbow. And, for once, it was not underthrown. And the fans did leave to beat the traffic.
And Jonathan Baldwin did catch a ball around the back of a defender, and thus, it was called back when the Chiefs lined up illegally.
And Dwayne Bowe did refuse to catch passes that hit his hands.
And coach John Fox did work Tim Tebow's left arm for six days, but on the seventh day he rested it.