Malls can't hide from their destinies. A Che Guevara belt buckle in the window of a former shoe store, for instance, signals a shopping center that might not be open for many...
Burnt Ends, April 24 Real Smoked Beer I've been cooking on the Kansas City barbecue circuit now for about nine years, and the best barbecue beer I've found is O'Fallon's...
Occasionally, the Department of Burnt Ends receives misdelivered mail. If the envelope has not been properly sealed and the letter happens to fall open on the desk, it...
My recent column regarding the dissimilarities between Scots and Mexicans provoked a surprising amount of angry responses — by real Scotsmen furious that letter writer...
River of Jordan performed by Drakkar Sauna, from Wars and Tornadoes (Marriage Records): The two men in Drakkar Sauna dress well. Not as stiffly as businessmen or...
"Dr. Black, your eleven o'clock is here." "Very well. Send him in." Psychologist Heather Black had been looking forward to her appointment with the Cure's Robert Smith for...
Thats Not the Way it Should Be by the Bellrays, from Hard Sweet and Sticky (Anodyne Records): Spiritual kin of the Dirtbombs, the BellRays, from Riverside,...
Cheneys Toy by James McMurtry, from Just Us Kids (Lightning Rod Records): By opening a song with the line I've had enough of this small-town bullshit, Texas...
Though largely obsolescent in the marketplace, old-school pop-punk bands still pack clubs. Fans welcome the opportunity to see their heroes play full shows indoors, as they did...
Assholes for Eyeballs by Dark Meat, from Universal Indians (Vice Records): Any group with 17 musicians will inevitably be labeled a collective, but the Athens,...
Pirates by Mr. Gnome, from Deliver This Creature (El Marko Records): The Cleveland duo of singer-guitarist Nicole Barille and drummer-pianist Sam Meister may call...
I can't tell you how many times I've driven by the squat, boarded-up, white-brick building at Seventh Street and Grand, just south of the Anthony's Restaurant parking lot, and...
Over the years, I've eaten grain burgers, tempeh and tofu burgers, and faux-meat patties created out of everything from millet to mushrooms. Some of them were good, some...
Things never happen the same way twice. Thus boometh Aslan the lion (Liam Neeson), alias the Son of God, popping his computer-generated shaggy head briefly into The...
When a major encyclopedic museum like the Nelson-Atkins decides to purchase a painting by Jess, everyone ought to stand up and cheer. Over the past decade, the Nelson has...
As a modern musical, Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens' A Man of No Importance offers much of what you'd expect: a song celebrating a city ("The Streets of London"), an...