Monday, December 1, 2008

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Posted by Owen Morris on Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 10:00 AM

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Gilbert and Sullivan would be having a field day right now with pirates in the news so much. So it got me thinking. What did pirates eat? Not the pirates of today which have access to full kitchens and refrigeration units, but the pirates of yore. The ones with the peg legs and the parrots.

The answer isn't pretty -- but it's not as bad as you might think.

As on all ships at the time, general hygiene aboard a pirate ship was

not exactly a priority. As one historian put it, "there was a pervading

smell of unwashed humanity." Unlike Columbus' men who had to sail with

enough provisions for months on end, pirates usually stayed closer to

port so that they could go on shore as often as possible. Besides

having better food, shore also had beds (a ship only had sleeping

quarters for the captain) and women.

When they did have to

sail for an extended period is when things got really ugly. According

to the National Maritime Museum in Britain, sailors would often eat in

the dark to avoid seeing the maggots and other pests that were in the

food. Weevils were a particular problem in hard tack and sailors would

pound the tack against a surface to get most of them out.

Besides

tack, other popular choices were pickled or salted meats, dried fruits

and honey (the perfect food from nature in that it does not go bad).

In

the drink department things were slightly better and yes, pirates did

drink a lot of rum  -- though rum's popularity comes less from its favor among pirates than from the fact

that the British Navy gave out daily rations of it to its

soldiers until the 1970s.

It's

unlikely Captain Morgan (who always carried a letter of marque

from the British crown and therefore was technically a pirate) drank

anything resembling Capitan Morgan. The rum of the olden days was the

offshoot of leftover sugar cane or molasseses and more likely to be

spiced with lime than with today's rum spices of cinnamon and

coconut. Modern Drunkard Magazine has a long, long article on pirates and rum that manages to sap the fun out of the subject.

Not

surprisingly, the rum of the pirates was slightly more potent than most

rums today. Let's take Captain Morgan again, the original version of

which is 70 proof or 35 percent alcohol. Historically, rum wasn't considered drinkable until it was, at a bare minimum, 100 proof, or around 50 percent alcohol.

Blackbeard,

it is said, could drink six pints of rum by himself in one night. At 50 percent

alcohol and a 16 ounce pint, that's basically the equivalent of two

thirty-packs of domestic beer. Yo ho ho and a case of alcohol poisoning

is more like it. -- By Owen Morris

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Wouldn't the letter of marque from the British crown have made Captain Morgan a privateer rather than a pirate?

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