Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Another wonderful Christmas gift (no splooge, just fetuses.)

Posted By on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 10:30 AM

I have missed out on this holiday season's many innovations. Last week, I presented the perfect cookbook for grandma. After that post, a fellow blogger asked me if I'd ordered fetus cookie cutters. Ordered? I didn't know fetus cookie cutters existed, but a quick Internet search proved they are this holiday's hot item.

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Makes the perfect compliment to this cookie cutter.

Here's what offends me: the price. After all, $9.99 is $7.99 too much for any cookie cutter. Save yourself some money and make your own fetus from scratch. Or, as every 7th grader knows, it only takes a little tinkering to turn a candy cane cookie cutter into a more suggestive shape.

If you're really looking to send a message, take this shoe-shaped cookie cutter and just throw cookies at your guests.  -- Owen Morris

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