Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Eating barbecue will never be the same with trongs

Posted by Owen Morris on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 11:45 AM

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Chances are, if you have an idea for an invention whilst devouring a plate of buffalo wings, I'm going to like it. That's what happened to Dan Ferrara when he missed a phone call due to buffalo hot-sauce all over his hands. I would call that a missed connection but Ferrara called it an opportunity and became co-inventor of "trongs," a finger-food utensil.

Actually, utensil might not the right word. When put on your hand, they look like a claw, making you a terrifying monster. If someone came up to me in an alley with trongs on I'd be scared.

The point is not to scare people but to keep your hands from getting dirty while eating messy food like buffalo wings or, in Kansas City, ribs. Ribs are such a part of trongs' market that the company has a video devoted to proper rib eating:



Personally, I like the feeling of barbecue sauce on my hands and the need of approximately 300 napkins per baby-back slab. But I could see a lot of people actually pulling out their claws to save their precious hands.

Trongs run under $1 per pair and are reusable. You can order them from the Web site or just wait a year and see what barbecue joints start selling them.

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ooh ooh, chimpo! let me guess your favorite activity! let me thing....i got it! masturbation!

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Posted by captain obvious on 01/27/2009 at 3:31 PM

Or people who wipe their ass after they poop.

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Posted by Eddo on 01/23/2009 at 8:07 PM

Whilst? Is this the London edition of the Pitch?

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Posted by Dan on 01/21/2009 at 7:43 PM

Or people who use Kleenex to wipe their nose

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Posted by Chimpotle on 01/21/2009 at 2:42 PM

Is this for the same kind of people who keep a special set of gloves in their car for when they have to use the pump at a gas station?

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Posted by Gabriel on 01/21/2009 at 12:59 PM

The type of person who would use a trong is also the type of person who considers bone-less buffalo wings the same as normal buffalo wings. That person is what you refer to as a complete d-bag.

I wouldn't even be compelled to answer my phone while eating with a fork. Talking on the phone is probably my least favorite activity, and anyone who has met me can guess one of my favorites.

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Posted by Chimpotle on 01/21/2009 at 12:40 PM

So is it acceptable to lick your trongs when you're through?

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Posted by Bull E. Vard on 01/21/2009 at 12:15 PM
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