I still carry the scars of once making bacon without a shirt on. If only I had the bacon flowchart to guide me. Cooking bacon is not a one-step recipe but a process that requires enough thought to make Hamlet proud.
Behold, the 39 steps to bacon bliss:
It's bacon gumballs. Right in time for Valentine's Day, to give your loved one the one true aphrodisiac that is breath o'bacon. Even the Web site selling them admits they've gone overboard, but with 44 gumballs for $6.95 who could resist.
At the risk of angering the Web gods, the Internet's obsession with bacon is ridiculous. There's bacon dental floss and bacon bandages. It seems like anywhere you go on the Web, bacon is one click away.
After writing that above paragraph I realized what the security word for comments is. I will now eat humble pie. (With bacon.)
Hat tip to Robin Ryan for the flowchart!