Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The breastest report ever

Posted by Owen Morris on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM

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Leave it to Nightline to go above and beyond the call of duty and send a reporter to cover the latest trend in Texas: breastaurants.

Hooters and its buxom staff has been the punch line of jokes for years, but it's turning out to be recession-proof. Sales were up 2 percent in 2008, and the chain has shown no signs of slowing down in 2009.

If you can't buy a Hooters, you can do the next best thing: Rip off the concept and make the women wear less while being more flirtatious.

That's what Bone Daddy's has done. Owner Mike Leatherwood

(honest-to-God real name) is a middle-aged guy with gray hair,

surrounded by teenagers in tights. "What we're

doing is putting on two shows a day," he says. "We got a show called lunch and we

got a show called dinner and I'm the producer and the manager on the

floor is the director and we have this amazing ensemble cast that comes

in and performs every single day." I wonder what type of movie

Leatherwood's talking about.

Another restaurant, Twin Peaks, might as well be a topless bar the

girls have so much cleavage hanging out. (Plaid has never looked so

sexy.) Like Hooter's and Bone Daddy's, Nightline finds it's doing great.

It's not surprising and it's certainly not a trend. Sex always sells! As the Daily News notes, prostitution hasn't suffered and you can add strip-clubs to health care and government as the only industries hiring.

But

it's not just sex. Almost

nothing on the menus at these places costs more than $10. They're cheap

places to hang out, and the waitresses make you feel like somebody.   

The

message is clear: Sell average food at below-average prices served by above-average

women. Add some coverage from a respected national news

organization and you've got a hit.

The pretty-safe-for-work video is here. Hat tip to Eat Me Daily.

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This doesn't look so far-fetched now.

http://www.collegehumor.com/vi...

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Posted by Jeff on 03/12/2009 at 7:15 PM

It's not a shame. That means the name is all yours for the restaurant you one day open and you'll have at least one customer- me.

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Posted by Owen on 03/10/2009 at 11:41 PM

That's a shame, Twin Pinks is the superior name.

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Posted by Bull E. Vard on 03/10/2009 at 6:39 PM

That wasn't a typo. That was a freudian slip! But yes, I've corrected it.

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Posted by Owen on 03/10/2009 at 2:05 PM

Isn't this basically the business model for the Power & Light district?

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Posted by jjskck on 03/10/2009 at 12:00 PM

Unfortunately that's a typo. The restaurant is called Twin Peaks and yes the sign features two mountains next to eachother.

I just moved to Austin and there is a Twin Peaks on one side of I-35, and a place called the Tilted Kilt that seems to be just about the same restaurant, plaid cleavage and all, except they also wear mini kilts on the other side of the highway.

BTW I was hoping Twin Peaks was a Twin Peaks theme restaurant with Damn Good Coffee and Pies... sigh.

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Posted by Ryan on 03/10/2009 at 11:19 AM

I absolutely love the name Twin Pinks.

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Posted by Bull E. Vard on 03/10/2009 at 10:16 AM
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