Thursday, March 12, 2009

The first cut is the deepest

Posted by Owen Morris on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 12:55 PM

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A month ago I was making dinner, not paying attention to what I was doing, and cut my thumb and nail about halfway down to the bone. A rational person would have stopped and gone to the emergency room to get a couple stitches. But working in kitchens your entire life erodes rationality. I just ran it under water, put a bandage on it and kept making dinner.

Working through pain, cuts and burns is all part of the job in a kitchen. Ask a chef to show you his hands and arms. There's always a good story about the two-inch scar on the forearm, but most chefs will have forgotten how they got the other little scars up and down. It's all in a day's work. You take a a shot of liquor, swallow some aspirin and wrap it in ice or a bandage or both.

Steam and fry burns are the worst. Bring them up in a conversation and cooks will shudder. Between a really bad fry burn and chopping off the tip of a finger, I'd rather say goodbye to my fingertip.

And yes, I've known people whose fingertips were hanging by a thread. Fortunately, the worst injury I ever saw was fairly minor -- a new guy was working the deli's slicer and pretty much cut off his thumb. He did go to the hospital and they were able to reattach it.

Kitchen workers build up a resistance. There was one guy I knew who could use his fingers to test water temperature all the way up to boiling. He could stick them in rolling water for a couple of seconds and not feel a thing. I had another coworker who'd flip frying bacon with his hands. It's a kitchen macho thing. And, like sexual escapades, kitchen injuries get exaggerated over time. Be highly wary of any story involving a meat cleaver.

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I agree completely about the cuts but you do build up a tolerance to noticing severity of cuts. There was a guy I worked with who had some of the best knife skills ever but I'd always have to tell him he was bleeding because he'd get these little nicks and assume they were nothing and keep working when in fact they were breaking skin. I have low standards but even I throw out chicken when it's got humans blood on it.

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Posted by Owen on 03/12/2009 at 9:20 PM

As a home cook, this blog resonated. Iused to refer to my grandmother as asbesthos hands for her habit of moving hot pans around in the oven with her hands, but now I'm the one acting like my fingers are fire proof. What they are not is cut proof. I seem to begin each week with a new cut. I just clean it, bandage it, and move on.

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Posted by Tara on 03/12/2009 at 3:18 PM

Having lived with a chef for over 3 and a half years now, I can say that it doesn't get any easier for those of us who live with them, either. I don't allow my husband to stand next to me while I chop things anymore...I can feel the criticism oozing from his brain, and I don't need it! While it has gotten easier to dismiss his dismissal of my suggestion for burn ointment when he points out his latest blister from the kitchen (last week's was from the fryer...), I still cannot handle watching him hold the lid of the dutch oven without an oven mit, and will go running from the kitchen in a squeamish patter if he does it.

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Posted by Faith on 03/12/2009 at 1:08 PM
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