Monday, March 23, 2009

Behold Jumbo Krispies!

Posted by Owen Morris on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 10:00 AM

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My favorite aisle in the grocery store is the cereal aisle, where some grains we put into milk burst into a sugary, multi-colored, multi-mascoted wonderland. I normally buy the same two or three cereals, but I like looking at all the new promotions and cereals.

Which is how I came across Jumbo Krispies. I have been enjoying Rice Krispies for years, yet the idea of making the krispies larger never crossed my mind. But Kellogg's has determined that krispies three times the original size is what America wants, so "Jumbo multi-grain Krispies with a touch of honey" is what we get. Being a good American, I couldn't resist the opportunity to buy something (anything!) jumbo-size.

I was hoping the krispies would have a larger

snap, crackle and pop, but it's the opposite. Jumbo Krispies aren't a

cacophony but a whimper. I had to practically put

my ear into the bowl to hear the familiar noises. Even though the front

of the box includes the famous cartoon characters Snap, Crackle and

Pop, it's no coincidence that those three famous words are nowhere to

be found.

The large

crisps are airy instead of compact like the originals. Also, I was

expecting a slightly sweeter version of the cereal; instead Jumbo Krispies is sweet almost to a

fault with a buttery brown sugar flavor more than honey. There's nothing reminiscent of the familiar Rice Krispies, probably because it's not made

out of rice but those darn multi-grains. It's sacrelige to call

something a krispie and not make it out of rice. If I were a

cerealologist, I'd classify Jumbo Krispies in the Cap'n Crunch family.

Not that the target customer is going to care. Judging from the first

commercial I saw for the Jumbo Krispies yesterday, the consumer wears

diapers and says goo-ga a lot. The consumer also likes to eat a lot

with his/her hands and the original Rice Krispies are too small to do

that, even for baby hands. Which brings up a scary thought: In 20 years

when we're all old fogies, we're going to be talking about the

superiority of the original Rice Krispies while our whipper-snapper

grandkids shake their heads and eat the sweet Jumbo Krispies they grew

up with.

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I saw their commercial, where the mom is putting them on the highchair for the baby. They are obviously trying to get in on the market that Cheerios has cornered for baby's first finger food. BUT! Cheerios is famous for not having much sugar (1 gram per serving), which is something you should be interested in if you're feeding it to your baby. Jumbo Rice Krispies? 8 grams. Also of note: they are made with honey, which shouldn't be given to kids under the age of one.

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Posted by lk on 03/23/2009 at 1:54 PM

Goo-ga!

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Posted by LC1 on 03/23/2009 at 9:33 AM
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