Thursday, May 21, 2009

Too much self-esteem? Gordon Ramsey can help

Posted by Owen Morris on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 12:30 PM

click to enlarge Probably getting ready to unleash a bunch of curse words
  • Probably getting ready to unleash a bunch of curse words

To get yelled at by Gordon Ramsey used to require being an incompetent chef or an overly proud restaurant owner, or talking back to him. But now, through the powers of the Internet, Gordon Ramsey will swear at you.

Not just anyone -- you! No, he won't say your name but he will call you "bloody stupid," tell you to "fuck off" and ask you "when are you going to fucking shut up. I've had enough now! Stop lying to me!"

The tirades are courtesy of Gordon Ramsey Swears at You. Just press the red button in the middle of Ramsey's head and he unleashes a fury of curse words that would make Howard Stern blush.

In a recent show, the British chef was clocked as saying some variation of "fuck" 115 times in 40 minutes. At one point he used the word 30 times in two minutes.

Headphones are definitely recommended for those of you in cubicles.

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I've eaten at one, actually. The food was very good, though for less than half the price you can have a better meal at Bluestem or Justus.

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Posted by jjskck on May 22, 2009 at 7:07 AM

I wouldn't eat at one of his restaurants if you paid me. I wonder just how spit his customers consume in the average week?

Abusing the person who's fixing the food is rarely a good idea.

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Posted by Realist on May 21, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Ryan is absolutely right. American TV has made him into a raving caricature when he is in fact a pretty interesting and talented guy. 'The F word' which plays on BBC America is one of the better food programs I've seen.

Regardless, I'm totally sharing that website on facebook right now.

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Posted by DLC on May 21, 2009 at 2:13 PM

Sigh. The Ramsey on the BBC is so much better than the ever-psuedo-angry American version... I blame Fox.

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Posted by Ryan on May 21, 2009 at 1:12 PM
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