Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Top Ten best lines about eating and drinking

Posted by on Thu, Aug 27, 2009 at 11:00 AM

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10) "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it." -- W.C. Fields.

9) "A gourmet who thinks about calories is like a tart who looks at her watch." -- James Beard

8) "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." -- Fran Lebowitz

7) "I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee." -- Burt Lancaster

6) "One cannot think well, love well, or sleep well unless one has dined well." -- Virgina Woolf

5) "Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good." -- Alice May Brock

4) "He who is a slave to his stomach seldom worships God." -- Saadi

3) "Lettuce is divine, but I'm not sure it's really food." -- Diana Vreeland

2) "There are people in this world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." -- Gandhi

1) "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

 

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