Friday, October 2, 2009

Can the condiments make the burger?

Posted by Jonathan Bender on Fri, Oct 2, 2009 at 11:15 AM

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We've gone down some crazy roads with burgers, and to some degree it feels like we're reinventing the meat wheel. But it's worth a debate. Can an outstanding set of toppings improve a substandard burger? Likewise, can poor toppings or sauces ruin an otherwise perfectly acceptable burger? 

The argument for toppings is always going to be centered around quantity (well, quantity and bacon). You can have every kind of cheese or cheese-like substance combined with everything from caramelized onions to horseradish sauce.

The counterargument is that just because we can smother our burgers, should we? Also, even the best cheese can't hide the taste of gristle. And for those purists, the addition of green chiles or a remoulade is heresy.  

That camp likely feels it is critical to focus on the burger

itself -- as opposed to any condiment or bun choice -- because good

quality meat trumps all other offerings. That's the case made by The

Chicago Tribune's Kevin Pang

Repeat

after me. It's all about the patty. Burger-meisters can gussy up their

burgers all they like, but it comes down to that piece of protein

between the buns.

Perhaps the only way to decide this is

to pick a fairly standard burger offering and see what happens when you

apply an amazing topping.

Next week, I'll attempt to defeat the Wise Guy Burger

from Red Robin in single-mouth combat. It's a burger beneath three

mozzarella sticks, pepperoni slices, sliced banana peppers, and tomato

slices. I believe it is roughly the size of my head and only one of us

is coming back intact.

[Image via Flickr: blmurch]

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What's that funny saying that seems perfect for your discussion here Jonathan? Oh I know..."You can't polish a turd" :-)

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Posted by RestaurantZoom on October 3, 2009 at 12:47 AM
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