Thursday, March 11, 2010

Things we hate: American cheese

Posted by Charles Ferruzza on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 1:00 PM

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The all-American processed favorite!

What does it say about America that the nation's favorite cheese -- its namesake cheese -- has no earthy, sexy aroma, offers very little flavor and has the texture of malleable plastic? More than half of all cheese consumed in the United States is processed American cheese -- not something you'll ever find in any "artisanal" cheese shop.
American cheese is still favored for grilled cheese sandwiches (it melts easily), cheeseburgers and some macaroni recipes. It's also the choice of seriously picky youngsters turned off by the pungent fragrance of real cheese.

The biggest difference between real cheese -- which is often made using the same techniques handed down for centuries -- and American? In his book The Cheese Primer, Steven Jenkins describes the way that American cheese is manufactured: "It begins as young, pasteurized cow's milk cheddar ... milled into shreds, then 'cooked' with added dyes, emulsifiers, and assorted other 'modern technology' dairy ingredients in order to achieve a smooth, mild (yet cheesy), odorless, meltable, stable (long shelf life) commodity..."

In other words, it's the culinary equivalent of a Britney Spears album or a Dynel wig. It looks real, but it's not.

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:D; I hate American cheese. Yes, it is a favorite on grilled cheeses-... but that's really... it.

I wouldn't mind it on a sandwich, but.. well, it's-.. that horrible, terrible nullified, dull and gag-worthy taste overpowers EVERYTHING else put on there. Not only does it do that, it makes everything put on there taste worse. ;_; Provolone plx.

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Posted by Rhi on 02/12/2011 at 1:35 PM

Meesha, American Cheese is white on the East Coast.

Racist!

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Posted by Anonymous on 03/13/2010 at 9:06 AM

I've tried everything on top of a cheeseburger and nothing compares to American. I've only recently given myself permission to forego cheddar, pepperjack, swiss, blue cheese, (gag) cream cheese or whatever else in favor of this lobrow, upsetting but thoroughly delicious option.

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Posted by DLC on 03/11/2010 at 2:04 PM

next thing you will renounce apple pie!american cheese is 1)yellow and 2)melts, it goes together well with other fake products sold here as foods - the Wonderbread, Faux-Buttery Spread and peanut butter.

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Posted by meesha.v on 03/11/2010 at 1:57 PM

Sounds like its the hot dog of cheeses.

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Posted by Caroline on 03/11/2010 at 1:11 PM
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