Thursday, June 10, 2010

The trouble with celebrity customers

Posted by Charles Ferruzza on Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 1:55 PM

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Michael Jackson dines with Brooke Shields, 1991
​A couple of days ago, t
wo young men I know were sitting in the dining room at Grinders -- fuming. They later told me that it took more than an hour to finally get their lunch, and only when the waitress was setting down the plates did the explanation come out: The kitchen had focused completely on an order for celebrity customers, in this case, the legendary George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic. The local customers weren't sure whether members of the band were actually in the restaurant or whether it was an extra-large carry-out order. They do know that they waited an awfully long time for chicken wings.

But that's what happens when a celebrity visits a restaurant. This isn't New York or Los Angeles; when a serious celeb stops at a local restaurant -- and we're not talking local "stars" like Gary Lezak or Rochelle from Carpet Corners -- it can upset the entire dynamic of a dining room.

Back in 1987, I was working in a midtown restaurant when Sting -- then at the height of his recording fame -- brought in his band and staff after his concert at Kemper Arena. They'd made a reservation, so the restaurant had prepared for the group's late arrival. I didn't wait on them but was fascinated by the way diners reacted to the star. Most of them pretended not to notice that there was a celebrity in the room while making semi-audible comments about the performer: "He's much uglier in real life" and "Are you sure that's him? He's so scrawny!"

I witnessed the flip side in the 1990s, when I was dining in a now-defunct Italian restaurant on 39th Street and the place was buzzing about a pretty blonde sitting in the center of the room with two friends. Our server, practically shaking with excitement, whispered to my table, "It's Tori Spelling!" I don't know which Tori Spelling this chick was pretending to be, but I can assure you that it wasn't the actress then starring in Beverly Hills 90210. But everyone else bought the story hook, line and sinker. Since I was working as an entertainment reporter at the time, I called Miss Spelling's management office in Los Angeles the next day to find out whether the young star had been in Kansas City that night. The answer was an emphantic no.

But I was working the night that Davey Jones and Mickey Dolenz -- those iconic stars of The Monkees -- ate at the Athena on Broadway before some performance and a middle-aged woman ran over to their table and gushed something to the effect that her "teenage fantasy was to have sex with both of you." Davey and Mickey laughed and laughed. The woman's husband was considerably less amused.

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Grinders is a good place to have a good beer and a shitty meal. Drink enough Belgian beer and that hamburger might be edible.

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Posted by Jerkstore on 06/14/2010 at 8:57 PM

Ditto the comments on Grinders West. How can they provide good service there and not next door?

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Posted by jjskck on 06/11/2010 at 7:30 AM

FUCK GRINDERS.

Awful service, mediocre food...

Stretch seems like a decent dude but holy shit that place is a trainwreck.

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Posted by Yeah on 06/10/2010 at 9:51 PM

Cute place, greasy food. Once was enough. Having a celebrity around would make the wait a living hell. But I think the "hipness" factor is what makes people go there regardless of the waits and the fatty food. Or maybe because of it?

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Posted by Bob on 06/10/2010 at 5:46 PM

I wonder what George Clinton and P-Funk thought of the food? Didn't Guy Fieri dig it? It must have been before fruit fly season....

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Posted by Charles on 06/10/2010 at 4:13 PM

I don't understand the love for Grinders food. The music venue is nice, but the last time I went there (and it will be the LAST), it took 45 minutes to get a philly and there were fruit flies all over the place -- including around the food. No thank you.

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Posted by MC on 06/10/2010 at 3:57 PM

Grinders always takes forever. I don't go there anymore.

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Posted by Duh Man on 06/10/2010 at 3:38 PM

Don't go to a concert at Crossroads and expect meatless pizza. Waited 10 minutes in line to find out they were out of cheese pizza.

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Posted by Bewlay on 06/10/2010 at 3:26 PM

We haven't been to Grinder's since Grinder's West opened. You can order from either menu at GW, and there's a much lower noise level AND much faster service.

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Posted by Realist on 06/10/2010 at 3:18 PM

Yeah Grinders has terrible service, but at least they have great beers to pass the time with.

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Posted by Abe on 06/10/2010 at 2:41 PM

P-Funk or no, my experience has been that an hour is about an average wait for food at Grinders.

I'm only barely exaggerating.

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Posted by jjskck on 06/10/2010 at 1:40 PM
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