Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How to trap a foodie

Posted by on Tue, Mar 15, 2011 at 10:00 AM

No hipsters can resist the can of PBR in this trap.
  • No hipsters can resist the can of PBR in this trap.

Some enterprising artists in New York City have created the means to catch a wild hipster in a bear trap. The bait, as shown on Buzzfeed (pictured above), is a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a bike chain, American Spirit cigarettes and a cheap pair of pink sunglasses.

Some might argue that we have a few hipsters who need to be captured and then driven down to Austin for South by Southwest, but I think we can take this idea and instead use it to snag foodies. Until we figure out what to do with them, we'll keep them at the construction site for the Ward Parkway Trader Joe's.  

Here are the four items I would use to trap a foodie:

A plate of truffle fries. Fries doused in "truffle oil" would also be acceptable.

A nitrogen siphon for the play-it-at-home foam game.

Chef's whites because all foodies secretly harbor dreams of being a chef or, at the very least, getting into their whites.

Another foodie suggesting that he or she knows more about a given food or dish.

What (four items) would you use to trap a foodie?


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