The remote is lost. You're glued to the couch. The TV is stuck on one channel. We are entering the pinnacle of food programming, wherein nearly every network has a food-centric show. If you have your doubts, see the Scripps Networks' decision to launch a second 24-hour cooking channel, appropriately titled, The Cooking Channel, at the end of this month.
So, while we could no doubt use some winnowing of options (I'm looking at you, Nielsen families), it remains impossible to escape food TV in the near term. If you were forced to watch a single food-themed television show for the rest of your days, what would you watch?