- J&D's
- You know what bacon doesn't make better? Sex.
There's a whole new way to pork. J&D's, the Seattle gentlemen who created everything from bacon salt to bacon envelopes, have brought an April Fools' Joke to market with their latest product —
Baconlube. The "world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil" is the ultimate realization of their company's motto that "everything should taste like bacon," even if it exists outside the realm of good taste. For those looking for stocking stuffers, Baconlube will set you back $11.99 for a 2 oz. bottle, while a six-pack is $59.99.
