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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

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Goodbye, civilized world. Baconlube is a real product

Posted by Jonathan Bender on Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 7:44 AM

You know what bacon doesnt make better? Sex.
  • J&D's
  • You know what bacon doesn't make better? Sex.
There's a whole new way to pork. J&D's, the Seattle gentlemen who created everything from bacon salt to bacon envelopes, have brought an April Fools' Joke to market with their latest product — Baconlube. The "world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil" is the ultimate realization of their company's motto that "everything should taste like bacon," even if it exists outside the realm of good taste. For those looking for stocking stuffers, Baconlube will set you back $11.99 for a 2 oz. bottle, while a six-pack is $59.99.

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If this lube is oil-based (which it likely is, since it is also described as a "massage oil"), it should not be used in conjunction with a condom, as it may increase the chances of the condom tearing or slipping. For use with condoms, a water or silicone based lubricant is preferable.

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Posted by Alexander Edelman on 11/18/2011 at 12:29 PM

I'm sure Miss Piggy is pleased.

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Posted by dillo on 11/17/2011 at 8:00 AM

All sorts of weird possibilities here. Uncontrollable erections at the breakfast table being one. Women getting moist when driving by Perkins or Denny's. Finishing wild, passionate sex with toast and coffee...

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Posted by Skillet Licker on 11/16/2011 at 12:40 PM

Wondering if Rick Santorum is aware of this.

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Posted by ciaotime on 11/16/2011 at 11:13 AM

I can't even begin to think why you would want this product. Except you have a fixation on the movie "Deliverance".

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Posted by ewwww on 11/16/2011 at 10:41 AM
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