That said, I've got to believe that nothing could quite compare with being a Starbucks restaurant attendant in Times Square, a potential holiday position with the coffee giant that was unearthed by Gawker. When you combine a crush of humanity with the lack of public restrooms, the result is likely the bathroom of The Road or Trainspotting. On the bright side, minimum wage in New York is $7.25 per hour. So, yeah, there is no bright side. We've all had terrible jobs, but have you endured anything that could hold a candle to what would have to be the worst restaurant job on the books?