Hearts in Kansas City are about to be broken. No, I'm not talking about next Tuesday. I'm talking about right now, when your heart ceases to be able to function properly because you decide that it's going to be pumping pork milk instead of blood. Jack in the Box has a new menu item: the Bacon Shake
. And while it's apparently made with Torani bacon-flavored syrup, rather than crunchy griddle bits, I'm still not sure that will make a difference to the atria of your heart. There are four area locations
. Let your heart down gently.