Thursday, March 7, 2013

GWAR to unleash 'Gwar-B-Q' sauce at Grinders in April

Posted By on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 9:25 AM

Gwars got sauce.
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  • Gwar's got sauce.
The world of barbecue may very well never be the same. GWAR intends to unleash its 'GWAR-B-Q' sauce at Grinders (417 E. 18th St.) on Monday, April 8, from 6 to 8 p.m.

The metal band's sauce - bottled locally at Original Juan's and created by the guitar player known as Balsac, the Jaws of Death - will be the centerpiece of a "Meat & Meet" event. It's in the Crossroads that GWAR will "drink and eat themselves into a bloated coma with their legion of slavering fans."

In case you're wondering if this sauce will taste like every other sauce, don't be concerned. According to GWAR's Facebook page, this is far from the tomato or molasses-based formula that Kansas City is used to eating:

"This new taste sensation is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks," explained the surprisingly cordial space-barbarian. "It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious!"

This is not the only licensing avenue for the metal world's version of KISS. This summer will mark the fourth-annual GWAR-B-Q - a comedy and music show with merchandise and band-themed beer. GWAR kicks off a two-week set of shows known as 'Fate or Chaos,' with Warbeast and Wilson in Tucson, Arizona, on Wednesday, April 10.

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